I have been having a strange digestive problem of late... Whenever I take my meals (regardless of what I eat), I feel horribly bloated and uncomfortable immediately afterwards and the feeling can stretch on for several hours. If I don't eat/ skip a meal, my gastric feels normal but my poor stomach will growl in protest. This has been on-going for the past 5 odd days, and I think Mark is sick of hearing me complain about feeling bloated. To worsen things further, I think/ see/ feel that my waistline has expanded with all the gas in my stomach...
Later this evening I will be accompanying Mark to his company's annual dinner. Hope that no one thinks that I am pregnant with my bloated tummy. Oh and I also hope that Mark's super bigoted, full of shit and egoistic friend cum colleague will steer clear of me if he knows what is good for him. I swear if he says anything to Mark which I feel is 'improper', I will chew his head off without remorse. This guy has been constantly making snide remarks to Mark, competing with him and saying things to put Mark down... I don't know how and why Mark puts up with him, and when I ask him, my darling husband will only reply 'you know how he is, so why bother?'. Strangely though, this guy has always been considerably polite and nice to me, which is unfortunate cos it doesn't give me an excuse to tell him how I really feel about him.
My advice to Mr 'My Balcony is Bigger than your Living Room' (this is what he's been saying to us ever since we first invited him over for our house-warming party 2 years ago), you'd better STEER CLEAR and/ or ZIP YOUR GAP... A bloated woman is a super grouchy bitch.
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